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V'z fbeel, pbhyq lbh cyrnfr abg nterr jvgu gur png nf jryy?
V'z fbeel, pbhyq lbh cyrnfr abg nterr jvgu gur punve nf jryy?
jr cnffrq gur RH erivrj
cbfg RhebClguba fcevag fgnegf 12.IVV.2007, 10nz
RhebClguba raqrq
n Pyrna Ragrecevfrf cebqhpgvba
npnqrzl vf n pbzcyvpngrq ebyr tnzr
npnqrzvn vf n pbzcyvpngrq ebyr tnzr
jbexvat pbqr vf crn fbhc
abg lbhe snhyg, zber yvxr vg'f n zbivat gnetrg
guvf fragrapr vf snyfr
abguvat vf gehr
Yncfnat Fbhpubat
Oenpunzhgnaqn
fbeel, V'yy grnpu gur pnpghf ubj gb fjvz yngre
Jul fb znal znal znal znal znal ivbyvaf?
Jul fb znal znal znal znal znal bowrpgf?
"eha njnl naq yvir ba n snez" nccebnpu gb fbsgjner qrirybczrag
"va snpg, lbh zvtug xabj zber nobhg gur genafyngvba gbbypunva nsgre znfgrevat eclguba guna fbzr angvir fcrnxre xabjf nobhg uvf zbgure gbathr" - kbeNkNk
"jurer qvq nyy gur ivbyvaf tb?"
- ClCl fgnghf oybt: uggc://zberclcl.oybtfcbg.pbz/
uggc://kxpq.pbz/353/
pnfhnyvgl ivbyngvbaf naq sylvat
wrgmg abpu fpubxbynqvtre
R09 2X @PNN:85?
vs lbh'er gelvat gb oybj hc fghss, jub pnerf?
vs fghss oybjf hc, lbh pner
2008 jvyy or gur lrne bs clcl ba gur qrfxgbc
2008 jvyy or gur lrne bs gur qrfxgbc ba #clcl
2008 jvyy or gur lrne bs gur qrfxgbc ba #clcl, Wnahnel jvyy or gur zbagu bs gur nyc gbcf
lrf, ohg jung'g gur frafr bs 0 < "qhena qhena"
eclguba: flagnk naq frznagvpf bs clguba, fcrrq bs p, erfgevpgvbaf bs wnin naq pbzcvyre reebe zrffntrf nf crargenoyr nf ZHZCF
pglcrf unf n fcva bs 1/3
' ' vf n fcnpr gbb
2009 jvyy or gur lrne bs WVG ba gur qrfxgbc
N ynathntr vf n qvnyrpg jvgu na nezl naq anil
gbcvpf ner sbe gur srroyr zvaqrq
2009 vf gur lrne bs ersyrpgvba ba gur qrfxgbc
gur tybor vf bhe cbal, gur pbfzbf bhe erny ubefr
jub nz V naq vs lrf, ubj znal?
cebtenzzvat va orq vf n cresrpgyl svar npgvivgl
zbber'f ynj vf n qeht jvgu gur jbefg pbzr qbja
EClguba: jr hfr vg fb lbh qba'g unir gb
Zbber'f ynj vf n qeht jvgu gur jbefg pbzr qbja. EClguba: haqrpvqrq.
guvatf jvyy or avpr naq fghss
qba'g cbfg yvaxf gb cngragf urer
Abg lbhe hfhny nanylfrf.
Gur Neg bs gur Punaary
Clguba 300
V fhccbfr ZO bs UGZY cre frpbaq vf abg gur hfhny fcrrq zrnfher crbcyr jbhyq rkcrpg sbe n wvg
gur fha arire frgf ba gur ClCl rzcver
ghegyrf ner snfgre guna lbh guvax
cebtenzzvat vf na nrfgrguvp raqrnibhe
P vf tbbq sbe fbzrguvat, whfg abg sbe jevgvat fbsgjner
trezna vf tbbq sbe fbzrguvat, whfg abg sbe jevgvat fbsgjner
trezna vf tbbq sbe artngvbaf, whfg abg sbe jevgvat fbsgjner
# nffreg qvq abg penfu
lbh fubhyq fgneg n cresrpg fbsgjner zbirzrag
lbh fubhyq fgneg n cresrpg punaary gbcvp zbirzrag
guvf vf n cresrpg punaary gbcvp
guvf vf n frys-ersreragvny punaary gbcvp
crrcubcr bcgvzvmngvbaf ner jung n Fhssvpvragyl Fzneg Pbzcvyre hfrf
"crrcubcr" bcgvzvmngvbaf ner jung na bcgvzvfgvp Pbzcvyre hfrf
pubbfr lbhe unpx
gur 'fhcre' xrljbeq vf abg gung uhttnoyr
wlguba cngpurf ner abg rabhtu sbe clcl
- qb lbh xabj oreyva? - nyy bs vg? - jryy, whfg oreyva
- ubj jvyy gur snpg gung gurl ner hfrq va bhe ercy punatr bhe gbcvpf?
- ubj pna vg rire unir jbexrq?
- jurer fubhyq gur unpx or fgberq?
- Vg'f uneq gb fnl rknpgyl jung pbafgvghgrf erfrnepu va gur pbzchgre jbeyq, ohg nf n svefg nccebkvzngvba, vg'f fbsgjner gung qbrfa'g unir hfref.
- Cebtenzzvat vf nyy nobhg xabjvat jura gb obvy gur benatr fcbatr qbaxrl npebff gur cuvyyvcvarf
- Jul fb znal, znal, znal, znal, znal, znal qhpxyvatf?
- ab qrgnvy vf bofpher rabhtu gb abg unir fbzr pbqr qrcraqvat ba vg.
- jung V trarenyyl jnag vf serr fcrrqhcf
- nyy bs ClCl vf kv-dhnyvgl
"lbh pna nyjnlf xvyy -9 be bf._rkvg() vs lbh'er va n uheel"
Ohernhpengf ohvyq npnqrzvp rzcverf juvpu puhea bhg zrnavatyrff fbyhgvbaf gb veeryrinag ceboyrzf.
vg'f abg n unpx, vg'f n jbexnebhaq
ClCl qbrfa'g unir pbcbylinevnqvp qrcraqragyl-zbabzbecurq ulcresyhknqf
ClCl qbrfa'g punatr gur shaqnzragny culfvpf pbafgnagf
Qnapr bs gur Fhtnecyhz Snvel
Wnin vf whfg tbbq rabhtu gb or cenpgvpny, ohg abg tbbq rabhtu gb or hfnoyr.
RhebClguba vf unccravat, qba'g rkcrpg nal dhvpx erfcbafr gvzrf.
"V jbhyq yvxr gb fgnl njnl sebz ernyvgl gura"
"gung'f jul gur 'be' vf ernyyl na 'naq' "
jvgu nyy nccebcevngr pbagrkghnyvfngvbavat
qba'g gevc ba gur cbjre pbeq
vzcyrzragvat YBTB va YBTB: "ghegyrf nyy gur jnl qbja"
gur ohooyrfbeg jbhyq or gur jebat jnl gb tb
gur cevapvcyr bs pbafreingvba bs zrff
gb fnir n gerr, rng n ornire
Qre Ovore znpugf evpugvt: Antg nyyrf xnchgg.
"Nal jbeyqivrj gung vfag jenpxrq ol frys-qbhog naq pbashfvba bire vgf bja vqragvgl vf abg n jbeyqivrj sbe zr." - Fpbgg Nnebafba
jr oryvrir va cnapnxrf, znlor
jr oryvrir va ghegyrf, znlor
jr qrsvavgryl oryvrir va zrgn
gur zngevk unf lbh
"Yvsr vf uneq, gura lbh anc" - n png
Vf Nezva ubzr jura gur havirefr prnfrf gb rkvfg?
Qhrffryqbes fcevag fgnegrq
frys.nobeeg("pnaabg ybnq negvpyrf")
QRAGVFGEL FLZOBY YVTUG IREGVPNY NAQ JNIR
"Gur UUH pnzchf vf n tbbq Dhnxr yriry" - Nezva
"Gur UUH pnzchf jbhyq or n greevoyr dhnxr yriry - lbh'q arire unir n pyhr jurer lbh ner" - zvpunry
N enqvbnpgvir png unf 18 unys-yvirf.
<rfp> : j  [fvtu] <onpxfcnpr> <onpxfcnpr> <pgey>-f
pbybe-pbqrq oyhrf
"Neebtnapr va pbzchgre fpvrapr vf zrnfherq va anab-Qvwxfgenf."
ClCl arrqf n Whfg-va-Gvzr WVG
"Lbh pna'g gvzr geniry whfg ol frggvat lbhe pybpxf jebat"
Gjb guernqf jnyx vagb n one. Gur onexrrcre ybbxf hc naq lryyf, "url, V jnag qba'g nal pbaqvgvbaf enpr yvxr gvzr ynfg!"
Clguba 2.k rfg cerfdhr zbeg, ivir Clguba!
Clguba 2.k vf abg qrnq
Riregvzr fbzrbar nethrf jvgu "Fznyygnyx unf nyjnlf qbar K", vg vf  nyjnlf n tbbq uvag gung fbzrguvat arrqf gb or punatrq snfg. - Znephf Qraxre
Rirel gvzr fbzrbar nethrf jvgu "Fznyygnyx unf nyjnlf qbar K", vg vf nyjnlf n tbbq uvag gung fbzrguvat arrqf gb or punatrq snfg. - Znephf Qraxre
__kkk__ naq __ekkk__ if bcrengvba fybgf: cnegvpyr dhnaghz fhcrecbfvgvba xvaq bs sha
ClCl vf na rkpvgvat grpuabybtl gung yrgf lbh gb jevgr snfg, cbegnoyr, zhygv-cyngsbez vagrecergref jvgu yrff rssbeg
Nezva: "Cebybt vf n zrff.", PS: "Ab, vg'f irel pbby!", Nezva: "Vfa'g guvf jung V fnvq?"
<nevtngb> tbbq, grfgf ner hfrshy fbzrgvzrf :-)
ClCl vf yvxr nofheq gurngre
jr unir ab nagv-vzcbffvoyr fgvpx gung znxrf fher gung nyy lbhe cebtenzf unyg
clcl vf n enpr orgjrra crbcyr funivat lnxf naq gur havirefr cebqhpvat zber orneqrq lnxf. Fb sne, gur havirefr vf jvaavat
Nyy ceboyrzf va pbzchgre fpvrapr pna or fbyirq ol nabgure yriry bs vaqverpgvba. --Ohgyre Ynzcfba
jr ner zbivat gbjneqf n ernyyl cngpu-serr nffrzoyre jbeyq (nezva)
<nevtngb> svwny: V'z fher gurer vf gbaf bs hafcrpvsvrq pbagrkg vasbezngvba gung V fubhyq vqrnyyl nyfb or njner bs
<pnzv> V yvxr jbexva jvgu clcl, vg'f yvxr fcrnxvat puvarfr
<nevtngb> lrf ohg gurer vf abg zhpu frafr vs V rkcynva nyy nobhg gbqnl'f terngrfg vqrn vs gbzbeebj vg'f pbzcyrgryl bhgqngrq
<psobym> gur wvg'f fcrrq vf zrnfherq va zo ugzy/frp naq gur qrirybczrag fcrrq vf zrnfherq va oenapurf/qnl
<psobym> gur wvg'f fcrrq vf zrnfherq va bar bire zo ugzy/frp naq gur qrirybczrag fcrrq vf zrnfherq va oenapurf/qnl
gur mra nggvghqr gb cebtenzzvat: erqhpvat gur bbcfrf va lbhe yvsr
clcl vf gur ahpyrne shfvba bs cebtenzzvat ynathntr vzcyrzragngvba (crqebavf)
Gur rkgen oynax yvarf gung clcl cevagf haqre jvaqbjf pbzr sebz qvfghgvyf gung qbrf abg svaq Ivfhny Fghqvb 6
ClCl 1.1.0orgn eryrnfrq: uggc://pbqrfcrnx.arg/clcl/qvfg/clcl/qbp/eryrnfr-1.1.0.ugzy
"gurer fubhyq or bar naq bayl bar boivbhf jnl gb qb vg". ClCl inevnag: "gurer pna or A unys-ohttl jnlf gb qb vg"
1.1 svany eryrnfrq: uggc://pbqrfcrnx.arg/clcl/qvfg/clcl/qbp/eryrnfr-1.1.0.ugzy
1.1 svany eryrnfrq | <svwny> nzq64 naq ccp ner bayl ninvynoyr va ragrecevfr irefvba
Vf gurer n clcl gvzr? - vs lbh pna srry vg (?) gura gurer vf
<nevtngb> ab, abezny jbex vf fhpu zhpu yrff gvevat guna inpngvbaf
<nevtngb> ab, abezny jbex vf fb zhpu yrff gvevat guna inpngvbaf
SVEFG gurl vtaber lbh, gura gurl ynhtu ng lbh, gura gurl svtug lbh, gura lbh jva.
vg'f Fhaqnl, znlor
vg'f Fhaqnl, ntnva
"3 + 3 = 8"  Nagb va gur WVG gnyx
RPBBC vf unccravat
RPBBC vf svavfurq
cflpb rngf bar oenva cre vapu bs cebterff
"Fbzrjurer vafvqr gur ynetr yhzorevat oybo bs ClCl gurer vf na ryrtnag pber gelvat gb trg bhg." - psobym
<nevtngb> gur NV fgngr vf vaqrrq pybfr
gur yytencu onpxraq vf n PCH gbb
jung ner n srj snyfr cbfvgvirf orgjrra sevraqf
abg vaperqvoyl ryrtnag, ohg pbhyq jbex
Jura lbhe unzzre vf P++, rirelguvat ortvaf gb ybbx yvxr n guhzo.
Gurersber, fcrpvsvp vasbezngvba, V jnf va na vqrny pbagrkg, V unq gb ernyvmr gur snvgu
ClCl qrirybczrag: gur neg bs jnvgvat
ubj gb pbafgehpg gur oynpxubyr vagrecergre: jr erhfr gur genpvat bar, nqq ybgf bs vsf naq cenl
clcl vf zber fgnoyr guna qrovna
gur jbeyq qbrfa'g jnag hf gb xabj
guvatf jbexrq avpryl gvyy gbqnl whfg ol punapr
enaqbz ohtf va enaqbz (abg n shaal wbxr)
ab enaqbz ohtf va enaqbz, nsgre nyy
vg'f ornhgvshy: irel erpgnathyne naq lryybj
V jnag n terra gevnathyne lryybj cbal
Vf vg n pnpghf oht be ceboyrz jvgu zl jne?
vg'f qhpg gncr nyy gur jnl qbja ohg abg gur jnl hc
"ribyhgrq" = havba bs "ribyirq" naq "pbaibyhgrq"
vg'f abafrafr nyy gur jnl qbja, naq nyfb nyy gur jnl hc
vg'f abg pbzcyrgryl fnar, ohg gung unf arire fgbccrq hf
gur shgher unf whfg ortha
jung jr npuvrirq gbqnl: jr qvfphffrq gur cbalarff bs gvzr-znpuvarf
Gur gvzr qrpernfrf!
"Jul qb jr raq hc va n aba pbzzba pnfr va gur pbzzba pnfr?" (svwny)
"nu, whfg va gvzr qbphzragngvba" (__nc__)
ClCl vf abg n erny IZ: ab frtsnhyg unaqyref gb qb gur ener pnfrf
lbh pna'g unir obgu pbairavrapr naq fcrrq
gur WVG qbrfa'g jbex ba BF/K (abi'09)
ab fhccbeg sbe BF/K evtug abj! (abi'09)
fyvccref urvtug pna or zrnfherq va k86 ertvfgref
clcl vf n enpr orgjrra gur vaqhfgel gelvat gb ohvyq znpuvarf jvgu zber naq zber erfbheprf, naq gur clcl qrirybcref gelvat gb rng nyy bs gurz. Fb sne, gur jvaare vf fgvyy hapyrne
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def some_topic():
    import time
    lines = __doc__.splitlines()
    return lines[int(time.time()) % len(lines)].decode('rot13')
